Remember I told you that Jessica Simpson was pressuring Tony Romo into marriage and he quit her a day before her big birthday bash? Well, this is how she’s dealing with it, she’s getting twisted. Which leads me to believe that our dear poor Kimmy Kardashian will also soon hit the bottle, following in Jessica’s footsteps yet again. The two both pressured their men into marriages that didn’t happen, they are both young and single celebrities who gave years of their lives to sports players who refused to wife them.