I’m sure Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren are acting under the advice of their lawyers right now but in the eyes of the public, he’s confirming that his wife attacked him. If he wanted to get married and get his ass beat he could’ve married a black woman. I kid, but seriously, Tiger allegedly had a phone conversation with a friend where he said his wife had “gone ghetto” on him. Really Tiger, really. I think we have respect for him and he’s been getting a pass but that free ride is over! Well at least Elin’s free pass is revoked. She has just made herself a huge target.
Tiger was supposed to talk with the authorities yesterday and that didn’t happen. Elin has given two different stories to the authorities which is causing some alarm.
The Windemere Police Department says Tiger’s wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But now we’re learning Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does NOT involve going back in the house for a club. Oh and the blood and cuts from Tiger Woods face didn’t come from the accident because there wasn’t any blood on the steering wheel, meaning the injuries were sustained elsewhere.
